Unclear on the wishbone theory, Cleetus and Betty-Jo give it a pull hoping to settle on the sex of their little bundle of joy.
Jethro, their first born was such a turkey that Betty-Jo and Cleetus hoped to have better luck with their next child.
With a turkey in hand and a bun in the oven, all they needed was a few cranberries for Thanksgiving dinner.
We've said it before, our young'ins come out huntin!
Glenn Roy was pleased to find that Becky Lee's daddy still included the dead turkey dowry even though it was a shot gun wedding.
ummm...he is checking to see if she is done yet?(he knows the turkey isnt, duh)
"My four favorite things. My gun, my kill, my unborn baby, and my main squeeze. Wait. Where IS my gun?"
West Virginia threesome at it's finest!
Leon proudly displays two of the things he's recently stuffed.
Linda decides to play it safe and include both potential fathers of her baby in the picture.
I shot my load into both.
Knocked-up, knocked out, and knocked in the head.
Ellie Mae shows off the three turkeys in her life.
(Alanis Morrisette voice)"I'm red-necked, and I'm laughin,I'm dumb, but I'm knocked up.I'm not sure it's his baby."And what it all boils down to,Is that Bubba hasn't got it figured out just yet.Cuz he's got one hand on my belly and the other one is holding a turkey leg!"
How did this happen??
She's wearing white after Labor Day?!?!?
"Honest hun, since we got the bird out, your stomach has gone down a lot. Next time let's try the real oven"
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