9/16/2009

Caption This Turkey

I'm at a loss with this one. Where to start? Please help me with a good caption!


17 comments:

nonamedufus said...

Unclear on the wishbone theory, Cleetus and Betty-Jo give it a pull hoping to settle on the sex of their little bundle of joy.

nonamedufus said...

Jethro, their first born was such a turkey that Betty-Jo and Cleetus hoped to have better luck with their next child.

Joanna said...

With a turkey in hand and a bun in the oven, all they needed was a few cranberries for Thanksgiving dinner.

Kerrie said...

We've said it before, our young'ins come out huntin!

Blonde Goddess said...

Glenn Roy was pleased to find that Becky Lee's daddy still included the dead turkey dowry even though it was a shot gun wedding.

Single & Married said...

ummm...he is checking to see if she is done yet?
(he knows the turkey isnt, duh)

ReformingGeek said...

"My four favorite things. My gun, my kill, my unborn baby, and my main squeeze. Wait. Where IS my gun?"

Candice said...

West Virginia threesome at it's finest!

moooooog35 said...

Leon proudly displays two of the things he's recently stuffed.

moooooog35 said...

Linda decides to play it safe and include both potential fathers of her baby in the picture.

Bill's Bayou said...

I shot my load into both.

Bill's Bayou said...

Knocked-up, knocked out, and knocked in the head.

Bill's Bayou said...

Ellie Mae shows off the three turkeys in her life.

Quirkyloon said...

(Alanis Morrisette voice)

"I'm red-necked, and I'm laughin,
I'm dumb, but I'm knocked up.
I'm not sure it's his baby.

"And what it all boils down to,
Is that Bubba hasn't got it figured out just yet.
Cuz he's got one hand on my belly and the other one is holding a turkey leg!"

Innocent Owner of Mad Cats said...

How did this happen??

moooooog35 said...

She's wearing white after Labor Day?!?!?

Granny Annie said...

"Honest hun, since we got the bird out, your stomach has gone down a lot. Next time let's try the real oven"